10 rules for dating my teenage

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.

Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

After Ritter had experienced discomfort during his rehearsal of the show in the afternoon of September 11, 2003, crew members took him to a nearby hospital, where he suddenly died that night following a misdiagnosis of a heart attack.

While dads may be glad to see their daughter happy or in love, when it comes to father and daughters, there are some hard line rules that NO suitor should cross, unless they want to meet the kind of special wrath only angry dads can dish out.

All this dating stuff got me thinking just how frighteningly quick time passes.

Before long, I’ll have a couple of lovesick boys wandering around the house with that glazed look in their eyes getting on my damn nerves.

The 14 missed calls and 12 texts that show up on his phone make you look like a psycho. Ask me how school is going, or how things are with the family. My son has many plans for his future that depend on his grades. If he hasn't called or texted me, and is more than 5 minutes late, you won't be seeing him for a few days. My list is completely spam free, and you can opt out at any time.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

It debuted on ABC on September 17, 2002, and concluded on April 15, 2005.

Ritter's character in the series was not replaced following his death on September 11, 2003.