In the morning, Thor asked, "How will I get hold of you? We ran into each other another night, and then we had sex again, and it just sort of kept happening. Actually, he's the guy I was sort of seeing for six months. Especially people who are lying about being married! The DJs can be counted on to shut up and play the hits -- a rare feat on most other nights at the Southeast hotspot that’s popular with club nerds who were totally over LCD Soundsystem the minute they heard James Murphy speak for the first time.
scores you entry to this dance party held every second Friday at Holocene.
Slow dance with me, is nice to my momma, cheerlead for me when I need it, and be the Mario to my Luigi.
Oh, and there’s nothing hotter than a guy with a Harley. Sheesh, until last year I hadn’t dated in a decade.
It’s the casual nature of the city that makes it difficult to figure out if the lady you met while queued up at the Roseland’s metal detectors is really into you. Hell, sometimes love doesn’t have to cost a thing (thanks, J. Stop by the food cart pod at 28th and Ankeny for a torta from Guero, some falafel from Wolf and Bears, and a growler fill from the Captured Beer Bus before enjoying the sun-kissed glades of Southeast Portland’s loveliest city park.
No worries if your date stands you up -- just steal your roommate’s dog and you’re bound to find some stray single humans in need of a walk and some companionship.